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YO WADE [Jan. 10th, 2017|08:32 pm]
Kyle Gibney

Hulu is streaming Golden Girls which means, like, you can watch it on your phone or whatever. Like, in the bubble bath or hanging out in the garage or up in a tree.
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I will write everyone a damn late note. [Nov. 2nd, 2016|09:52 pm]
Kyle Gibney
Dr Kyle says you're all excused from whatever you had to do this morning cause I can hear all ya'll screaming.

Man PUNCH anyone who says baseball is boring.
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The Great Pumpkin Detective. [Oct. 29th, 2016|07:31 am]
Kyle Gibney
So guys the pumpkin thing has been, well it kept me up last night, cause I found two in Shamu's catbed and man I REMEMBER reading Bunnicula and I don't need my cat getting bit by a vampire rabbit and anyway.

So uh, Amanda, Topaz, have you guys checked the pumpkins for undeadliness? Because I'm not saying, I'm just saying, that there's apparently this Romani legend about vampire squash. For serious, it was even in a comic.

Digger - it's pretty good, it's about wombats and dead gods. We have two copies in the library, and I've got a copy here to borrow.



seriously I can't find any smells on the pumpkins and how did they get into my cat's bed? How did they get into people's showers? I'm not kidding I want these checked out before we pie-ize them so we don't all turn into vampire squash minions.
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Man I gotta stop watching random videos on youtube. [Aug. 15th, 2016|07:44 pm]
Kyle Gibney
I gotta stop randomly flipping through youtube videos.


anyone know if my ex girlfriend started a cooking channel because jesus it's like if Dori got herself hopped up on sugar and decided to bake a crazy space cake.
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I have a question! [May. 2nd, 2016|06:25 pm]
Kyle Gibney
WTF is a Met Gala and why is it like all over bookface and tweeter?
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Day 45 of Kyle is Single [Feb. 3rd, 2016|08:43 pm]
Kyle Gibney
Day 45, no land in sight. Captain considering eating the crew, but I talked him out of it. Considering talking him into sailing home and ..

fuck no I can't make this funny. Okay how the hell does anyone like, both get the fuck over a breakup you didn't see coming and not be a shitlord and want to set UCLA on fire or all of LA or California in general.
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unwise cookie decisions [Aug. 28th, 2015|07:48 pm]
Kyle Gibney
Man you'd tihnk I'd know better by now by geez these are good

Wanda you can have the rest even if you didn't say it 5 times cause otherwise ima boot up my pineapple

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Politics [Jul. 23rd, 2015|10:25 am]
Kyle Gibney
No really. This is like important.

Donald Trump is a sentient dried apricot.
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I won a new car!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not really) [Apr. 25th, 2015|06:31 pm]
Kyle Gibney
Does anyone have a how to guide on how to convert a VW Bug into a sofa? Because somebody totally left me one while I was out and it's all in the living room and shit and I figure turning it into a sofa's easier than me and Arthur hauling it out.
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Yo, on my way home [Mar. 22nd, 2015|09:10 pm]
Kyle Gibney
Stuck bored enough in the airport before like 25 hours of plane and shoes (no 'rice I don't need a 'port. If I'm gonna waste Marius' dumb money on first class upgrades ima enjoy the free beers) that I actually like bothered to charge my tablet and reset all my passwords and shit.

(hey I'm an unemployed bum I can swear around teenagers now)

Still an unemployed bum but like a month of sunburns and drinking Marius' weird Australian beer took most of the edge off that. Who needs their phd papers edited? I am kick ass at editing.

Should be back sometime around tomorrow or Tuesday unless any of my 47 connecting flights get delayed (okay it's TWO) or I decide that Hawai'i looks awesome and I stay there. Probably not gonna do that one because I still can't surf and I hate poi.

(seriously poi's gross)

I didn't get anyone a koala or a drop bear. There should be about 15 boxes of crap from moving my dad somewhere hopefully my room that I had shipped because what I need is like every fucking terrible mix tape I made when I was 13. If they're not in my room could somebody like, txt me so I can ask my dad for the tracking numbers that I totally lost while I was sleeping off a hangover in ... Melbourne? Sydney? Someplace in Australia. We were in a lot of places.
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